you know what, I might have a cup of coffee now
what would you rather be, quradriplegic or Belgian?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

This is SERIOUSLY better than so many new threads, today.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I'm deffo going to have a cup of coffee
keep the insults flying for a few minutes

maybe start a really rubbish thread with an irrelevant question, that seems to keep them occupied for a while
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

Belgian.
They have good beer.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

And I could be Poirot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

belgian
because you can always claim your either french or german , but if you speak waloon YOU FAIL!
( Super piat I am the owl, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Quadriplegic.
As then I could solve crimes like Lincoln Rhyme and have sex with Angelina Jolie.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Belgian
Do you have something against the Belgians?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Bureaucratic bunch of fuckers.
Stealing all our traditions and such.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Quadriplegic
At least then some parts of the world would offer me sympathy, as opposed to being Belgian.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Begian.
I might even employ a quaddie to, oh I don't know, lick stamps or something. Then there is the comedy aspect.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

I fucking love coffee
Belgian, just so long as I didn't have to live there.
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:01, archived)