I just took a babby to the swimming pool.
The kiddie pool is hotter than a bath. I came over all peculiar.

Which didn't please the other parents, I can tell you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I can't imagine them having a problem
what with them concentrating on your manly near-nakedness in the first place, the lustful slatterns.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:20, archived)