I'm having a motherfucking chocolate hobnob.
friz must have posted
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I really want a biscuit now.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Wank more slowly than the other boys.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I am off to a wake
feel free to laugh in the face of our inevitable demise.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I love a good wake.
It's a shame somebody has to die first but ... you know ... every silver lining has a cloud.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

how the fuck am I supposed to get from Szczecin to Swinoujscie?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

The Excess Consonant Express.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Reminds me of
www.angelfire.com/ok5/pearly/htmls/onion-vowels.html
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Like they all do round there
on a donkey
( wlinden, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

MORNINGTON CRESCENT

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

You cuntmuffin
I want a bizquit now. I'll have to pick up some 'nobs when I'm next in the supermarket.
( wlinden, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

I'm totally going to have a coffee & a little chocolate cake thingy

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

food eh

( well, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Biscuits, shitspine.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

whatever, i'm not a nutritionist

( well, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

then why have I been sending you all these tupperware boxes full of poo?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

You, actually you, Shambles, should see the amount of cheese I've got in my fridge*
Obscure swiss cheeses, above average stilton (after we deemed the booze-soaked #55 a kilo stilton a bit pricy), goats' cheese wrapped in ash, crazy german cheeses...My house is Tom Jones, and the cheese is the knickers.
* It's not staying there, obviously. Cheddar lives in the fridge, nothing else.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Also, six bottles of wine, a huge chicken curry, olives, bread, oil for dipping
and a whole lotta sexy.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I just took a babby to the swimming pool.
The kiddie pool is hotter than a bath. I came over all peculiar.

Which didn't please the other parents, I can tell you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I can't imagine them having a problem
what with them concentrating on your manly near-nakedness in the first place, the lustful slatterns.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I approve of cheese excess.
But only for the trimmer figure. Keep it away from those who swallow without chewing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I run a svelte but decadent household, Shambles.
You should know this.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I bought a sainsbury basics cheese fourpack and was impressed
it had cheese, then there was some cheese, then another cheese and lastly cheese
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

can I come?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Yes.
Then althegeordie can have his biscuit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

I have a very large cumberland sausage ring to enjoy.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I disapprove of the whole concept of a cumberland ring.
I spent a large part of my yoof in cumberland and never saw a sausage in anything resembling a ring. They were all very much sausage shaped. I denounce these rings. Denounce them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I bought some sausages in Cumberland
about 45 minutes ago.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I'm on a smelly train
I got bombarded with magic in he station. A weird boy tried to do a card trick on me. I do not like this sort of thing.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

It's tantamount to sexual assault.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Is this your card?
*shows the Jack of Improptu Sexual Encounters*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

*pulls bunch of flowers and string of colourful handkerchiefs out of the end of your winkle*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

*chops penis in half*

Ah, fucked that up :/
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

thats not as good as a jammy wagon wheel

( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:24, archived)