I disapprove of the whole concept of a cumberland ring.
I spent a large part of my yoof in cumberland and never saw a sausage in anything resembling a ring. They were all very much sausage shaped. I denounce these rings. Denounce them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I bought some sausages in Cumberland
about 45 minutes ago.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:26, archived)