*pulls bunch of flowers and string of colourful handkerchiefs out of the end of your winkle*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

*chops penis in half*

Ah, fucked that up :/
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:26, archived)