***line *ife is babysitting for some ***line *riends
then when the clock strikes midnight I will turn into a princess and go for a boogie to Mr Scruff.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
No doubt you're a terrible parent.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

It's criminal that I'm even allowed to type the word "procreation".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:35, archived)