b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6136949

I might go see ***line *irl soon, but in the meantime let us soak up all we can from JMG.
By that I mean fall out with me, quickly.
Or at least make something up.


What your your big bouncy plans for Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
Star Trek reunion at 9pm

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
Oh my..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
Are you wearing a red shirt?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
fraid not

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
The film is ace

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
I know
I've been 3 times so far
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
***line *ife is babysitting for some ***line *riends
then when the clock strikes midnight I will turn into a princess and go for a boogie to Mr Scruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
*Firm handshakes*
No doubt you're a terrible parent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
It's criminal that I'm even allowed to type the word "procreation".

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
Drinking
heavily.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
I think it's been a GOOD day with the football, overall.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
Indeed
I'm not too bothered about the West Brom result.
Bring on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
Yes.
It's all gently easing in to place.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
A Jo'burg Braai, whatever that is

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
Sounds like something racist.
Careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
A tyre filled with petrol
placed over your head then set alight.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
Reading, sticking fluorescent page markers on useful things, making notes, typing.
Also interspersed with eating, drinking and texting.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
From this I can only assume you've finished your CLEANING.
*Gentle applause*
You cracking bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
I have boys about the house to clean for me.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
WHAT ON EARTH?!
Are they fumblers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
Large amounts of wine, high standard cheese, The Woman's cooking
and some variety of parlour games. Top hole.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
WELL DONE THE WOMAN, THERE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
I'm getting hungry.
I hope it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
Being an old lady
A continuation of my day really.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
Why don't you go put Mykey's windows in?
I'll give you £10.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
Do old ladies break windows?
And, no, even for £10.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
I'll match that

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
I think Greggs have laminated glass.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
Some pub.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
Get in!
Go Team Red!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
I JUST FINISHED MY MOTHER FUCKING DISSERTATION

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
Chapter One: Getting her pissed up on gin.
Chapter Four: Avoiding the awkward subject at Christmas and funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
You lifted those chapter titles right from my autobiography.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
I just checked the total editing time of my work.
Over 46 hours.

I don't think I could write that much about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
Congratulations :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
*Firm handshakes*
Now you can laugh at those who haven't finished.
Laugh in their face and knock over their drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
OEDIPUS ROCKS!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
NOW I UNDERSTAND DR. SHAMBOLIC'S JOKE,

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
BIRTHDAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
*High Fives, there*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
OLD!
Did you get some slippers and a tartan shopping trolley?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
And a little woollen cover to hide the toilet roll.
And lots of doilies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
Birthday + B3ta = sad times :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
And a bus pass and shopmobility card.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
And a blue rinse.
And a little plastic scarf to protect it from the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
Happy birthday gorgey.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
And some dental adhesive
and some tinsel to tie to your catheter bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
Happy Birthday.
Now you are old.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
Happy birthday
You're really still very young.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
I'm going to rnuk's house for wine, cheese and poker.
YES.
There will be ***line people too.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
Feel free to strike up JMG based conversation.
They'll no doubt be titillated to hear tales from the internet.
I once beat up Mr. T.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
I'm not going to make any conversation.
I'm going to slump somewhere in a corner with a vat of wine and hunk of cheese. Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:50, archived)