Im trying to work out how to travel 1400km in a day
to buy the car I've been looking for for 9months.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Fly there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

I was looking at this
but the gay bit is the connection between the biggest town (Szczecin) and the seller (Swinoujscie, on the German border.) A fucking fleapit hellhole shipyard town with one daily train.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Which direction?
I'm betting it's easier in the direction of German Autobahns than it is in the direction of Ukrainian farmland.

Which is easier still than straight up.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

It's about 650k each way
which, from Warsaw, just, fucking JUST gets you to the German border. Which means it's all shit roads.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

By driving really, really fast

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Train?
Plane?
Helicopter?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

MAGIC CARPET?!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Exactly, he's just not thinking enough

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

impossible, the Earth isn't that big

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)