So... an hour and a half since that thread started
Are you all out having lives, or just hiding?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

*peeks out*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

I see you!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

amazing, I'm usually BGN :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Being tired and half watching House.
Contemplating toast.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Hmm toast is good
I really want toast and peanut butter, however I have neither. Grr.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Aww....want some now.
But I already had some for breakfast...

Is brinner a crime?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

I have two types of mountain dew, some yank made gatorade and some hawaiin punch
Hurrah for that shop
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Baskin Robbins?
You went and you didn't bring me anything? You are a bitch.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

Ha!
did you ask?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

You should have just known I wanted things
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

BOOZE
You want BOOZE

I shall have some gin and maybe guinness shortly
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

You're rubbish at not drinking
I, on the other hand, am awesome.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

am awesome cannot resist the sweet sweet chilled wine residing in the fridge. Mmmm, wine. Lovely lovely wine.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

she's asking now
now be a proper bitch and get what she wants.

;o)
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Im not having you both gang up on me!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

He won't do it now
But I'm basically on his way home from there :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Thats a scandalous LIE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Not if you go home the way which takes you past my house...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I tell you what
You buy me a bottle of whisky and i will go get you a few cans from there.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Do I have to get it now?
Because that involves leaving the house and that kind of defeats the purpose.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

FAIL
Now go drink BOOZE
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

*huffs*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Anyone would think you were trying to get her drunk.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Im also sending around Sexface as we speak
Im going to sell the videos for literally tens of pounds and retire to the country.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Lol @ "tens of pounds".

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

THAT'S A PROPER RIP-OFF!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

It's because he wants me

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

he's RUBBISH
I suggest sacking him.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

He'd love her to "sack" him

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Trying to get my p1i working.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

*pretends to know what that is*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

it's l33t speak for "pony"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Im trying to work out how to travel 1400km in a day
to buy the car I've been looking for for 9months.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Fly there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

I was looking at this
but the gay bit is the connection between the biggest town (Szczecin) and the seller (Swinoujscie, on the German border.) A fucking fleapit hellhole shipyard town with one daily train.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Which direction?
I'm betting it's easier in the direction of German Autobahns than it is in the direction of Ukrainian farmland.

Which is easier still than straight up.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

It's about 650k each way
which, from Warsaw, just, fucking JUST gets you to the German border. Which means it's all shit roads.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

By driving really, really fast

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Train?
Plane?
Helicopter?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

MAGIC CARPET?!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Exactly, he's just not thinking enough

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

impossible, the Earth isn't that big

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

I've been sent home from work for having a shitty headache

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Are there headaches which aren't shitty?
And on the plus side, painkillers and a night off work is always good.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

My eyesight was going a bit wibbly
And all the painkillers I've had today haven't touched it so I'll just have to hope to sleep it off. As you say, better than being at work until half twelve.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

*hugs*
That sounds a bit poop. Hope you feel better soon!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Aye well, four months of this cack and I'm worn out
I'll cry at the docs on Monday morning AGAIN!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

you need your head drilling
to release the demons.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

You might be right
I have a masonry bit that might do the job.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I'll help!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Whap him with your norks.
His head will crack open like tesco value egg.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

you do know your head is very very wrong?

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Yes.
If you want to, you can use my head for practice.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

I think he needs to get laid more

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

more
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I've done it at least once.
I have proof.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Put it away
Noone wants to see your torn, distended anus.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

well you don't
she's not forced to be yours. I have real proof that I've done it at least twice.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

They look fuck all like him though

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

my sproglets?
That's cos they're pretty and look like me :oP
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Yeah...anyway
Nice weather, eh?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

And ive got the photos

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

You said she was the milkman's earlier...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

You say that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

I clicked "I like this" by accident

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

it's cos you love me.

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I've gone off you now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

YEAH
WHO NEEDS YER?!

:oP
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

WOT EVAH!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that
I assume you've also grown a pair of breasts and developed an interest in flower arranging, you woman
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

I don't make the rules, Frank.
Safety first and all that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Aww.
Get the missus to dust off her nurses outfit.
TEA STAT!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

She's out on the trains herself.
This time of year they stick a couple of bands on and a shitload of ale and they go up into the dales, get pissed, make the train late, then come home for a fight. It's a good do.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Tell her to get home and do her womanly duties.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

Too late
They're long gone. Mind you, I do have all the numbers of the signal boxes up that way. Perhaps I could phone a report of sheep on the line, that should slow them up a while.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

been eating
and having a nose at off topic QOTW
( CowJam, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

Is it any good over there?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

It's different.
Very slow.
( CowJam, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

I've had birthday shoppings and tea today
and am now internetting
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Is it your birthday?
Or a friends?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

I've been constructing a song
It's about half complete and much shitter than anything baldmonkey's ever done.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

New levels of subshittery

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

neither

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

have you done yet?

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

yeah finished mid afternoon.
My supervisor is reading through it now and I've got some aesthetic work to do it it, but the words themselves are written.

I spent 46 hours making the report itself.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

What's it about?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

It's all about stuff about 0.0000000001m big.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

I did my dissertation about my penis too.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

excellent! Well done.
You're a proper cunt.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

Do I get to touch your mimsy yet?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

sleeping off lunch
i'm everything jmg stands against :(
( spacefish bong!, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:01, archived)