She's out on the trains herself.
This time of year they stick a couple of bands on and a shitload of ale and they go up into the dales, get pissed, make the train late, then come home for a fight. It's a good do.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Tell her to get home and do her womanly duties.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

Too late
They're long gone. Mind you, I do have all the numbers of the signal boxes up that way. Perhaps I could phone a report of sheep on the line, that should slow them up a while.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)