the trick is to try and think down to their level
food, bright colours, big things, the sort of posts you'd expect from a slightly backwards toddler, those generally prove popular

if only we could make the text here flash on and off, then everyone would be a lot happier
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

I think some people are here because they can't organise b4shes on 4chan.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:30, archived)