God I love cheese
I mean, seriously, everyone likes cheese. But I LOVE the stuff, I could eat cheese until I just explode everywhere like a big cheese explosion.

What's the biggest piece of cheese you've ever seen?

I saw a piece of cheese once that was MASSIVE, I mean seriously big.

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

I'm partial to cheese myself.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

*passes the Branston*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

JMG must have etc etc
my thread is better though
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

In all fairness yours is readable by Mykey.
So I can't argue with that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

the trick is to try and think down to their level
food, bright colours, big things, the sort of posts you'd expect from a slightly backwards toddler, those generally prove popular

if only we could make the text here flash on and off, then everyone would be a lot happier
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

I think some people are here because they can't organise b4shes on 4chan.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

Well it's cheese based, so I'm rapt.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

I go out for Christmas dinner just for the cheese board.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

shutup about cheese

( scott,, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Come on scott.
It's cheese.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

I like eggs too!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

EGGS!
I like eggs.
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

I love egs.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

i love love eggs

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

Funny you should say that!

( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

why?
is it Cheese Sunday again already?
( scott,, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

I bought Gouda with nettles in it recently
And gouda with cumin seeds
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Pfft 'cumin'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Summer is a cumin in
lewdly sing cuccu
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

Yeah, cheese.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

oh, CHEER UP Mrs grumpy knickers!
I had some revolting Tesco Red Bull knockoff energy drink earlier, I think it's adversely affected my judgement
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

Well done on that.
I think you need to meet me, for a fully rounded experience.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

I'm not grumpy:(
Ugh, red bull and it's fakers are manky.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Red leicester or cheddar
Biggest probably... not very big at all
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

this is low-quality cheese reporting
must try harder, C-
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

I make myself ill by eating too much cheese
those french things, I forget what they're called, where there's a whole wheel of cheese you melt then put on potatoes and meat. I can eat most of one single-handed
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

I know you're mocking cheese and I don't like it one bit.
not cheese, I love cheese. the mocking.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

I've seen cheeses you people wouldn't believe
I used to live in France. There was Camembert that I saw off the shoulder of Orion, and it would have made you weep tears of joy.
I once received a cave-aged Cheddar for Christmas.
Philadelphia is the very work of the devil.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

I want to take this opportuntiy to thank the Lord for Dairylea and crisp sandwiches.
They are very special.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

I prefer pickle myself
but your cheese anecdotes are most cheering.

Well done. Long may your dairy products sustain you.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

this, this is the kind of cheese anecdote that b3ta needs more of
I award it seven edams out of a possible halloumi, well done there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

Why thank you
you are most kind.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

Cheese is shit, I hate the stuff.
Bleurgh.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

I used to stack cheese
and there were 15 kg blocks of it.

That is quite a lot of cheese and is the biggest cheese I have seen in its natural habitat.
( alienheat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:55, archived)