copy-paste a few pages of 4chan and hand it in
they never read them anyway
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

GREAT PLANS
No one ever reads 4chan either.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:45, archived)