You want to marry MoT.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Hmmmmmm.
Shotgun wedding.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

I knew my soliders were so potent that I could get a girl pregnant from 200 miles by merely having a wank.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I don't think I need an MOT thanks

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:06, archived)