I learnt to spell 3-letter words,
followed by a starter course in Appropriate Uses of Upper Case Letters.
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

Don't be a tit.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

More of a pedant than a tit.
Besides which, you've had a strop on all day.
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

Eat my shit.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613826
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Eat my shit.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)