It's just an excuse to show people the love bites he got off a fourteen year old slapper behind the bus station.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

The only time I got lumbered with with one of those my mum asked me if I'd been thumped
Not the response I was anticipating.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:21, archived)