And you did get those sweets off her in the end.
;p
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

The general jist is I went to meet up with some girl in the middle of Clayton [about 20 minute drive from where I live]
because she was on her own and I didn't want her to end up being raped or mugged or anything, as I got there, her boyfriend [that she'd punched in the face 30 minutes before] turned up
and he decided to kick off with me.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Oh.
He sounds like an eminently reasonable chap.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Did you win?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Classy bird

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

so let me get this straight
you drugged her and tried to rape her but she woke up and kicked the shit out of you before you could get your y-fronts off?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:16, archived)