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Did Bobson's abseiling make the news yesterday? I saw there's a little piece on the beeb website, but I didn't catch a glimpse of /talk's favourite little ginge.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
Why would a story about Bobson mention BlueStar?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

BlueStar Easty
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
I said favourite little ginge.
Not lully tiny lully shouty lully.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
MAKE UP YOUR MIND

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Shhh.
i fear teh ginge rage
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
christ the Formula 1 was dull today
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
i got in a fight last night.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
A meatspace fight?
or other?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
oh, real fight. it was pretty fun.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
Did you beat her?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
blimey
was any girly hair-pulling involved? or was it a rubbish fight?

tell me later, I'm going for a really big crap now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
And you did get those sweets off her in the end.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
The general jist is I went to meet up with some girl in the middle of Clayton [about 20 minute drive from where I live]
because she was on her own and I didn't want her to end up being raped or mugged or anything, as I got there, her boyfriend [that she'd punched in the face 30 minutes before] turned up
and he decided to kick off with me.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
Oh.
He sounds like an eminently reasonable chap.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
Did you win?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
Classy bird

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
so let me get this straight
you drugged her and tried to rape her but she woke up and kicked the shit out of you before you could get your y-fronts off?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
It's always dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
'Ning Gilgy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
Even more dull than the usual driving round in a circle a hundred times
trying not to overtake anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
Any sport can be made to sound dull if you actually describe it.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Paintball sky diving....
Yeah', anyone can hang in the air from some wires while shooting paint at eachother.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
That's not a sport.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
It might be.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
well you'd best phone up the director of the paintball skydiving sony ericsonn league and tell him

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
He doesn't exist.
So no.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
oh I fucked that up

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
I'm tempted to click on it
out of sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
You could also make any sport sound much better by adding unnecessary adjectives.
Super Awesomely Fast Automobile Racing Contest!

Now with added VRROOOMMM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Superlative.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
Superlativist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Ostentatious Foxy Boxing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
except dinosaur hurling

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
no...
not snooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
INTERNET PERSON IN NOT ENJOYING SPORT SHOCKER!
full story and analysis pages 3 to 15

plus free cream cake for every reader!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
squirty cream or whipped cream?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
It's nothing to do with it being a sport,
it's to do with it being very dull indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
I can imagine it being dull watching it at the race track.
Watching only one section of the track, and being unable to distinguish one driver from the next.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Yeah,
I've wondered that before. You'd hardly see anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
football is much more interesting

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Talking of football...
BOO Man Yoo!

It must be really boring being a united fan, they always win, don't they ever get bored of winning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
we didn't win the FA Cup

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
Oh god, you're one of them.
We didn't win the FA cup last year, but we got mighty close. Guess who I support and why I'll cry if anyone mentions play-offs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
The rugby's on next
That will cheer you up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
And a nice lump of coal to eat too?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Ayup, tha nos

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:00, archived)