because you're a fat spastic and your penis has Downs syndrome(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:50,
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No, she called you a pathetic excuse for a man and left you for your Dad.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 15:53,
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