I drove through the Bigg Market last night.
I could have taken out hundreds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I imagine driving is more difficult with you
what with the hoards of gi*ls throwing themselves at you in lust
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Sometimes I have Handsome Gav drive behind me to distract them.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:07, archived)