JMG etc.
Who'd like to make a scene in a bid to be noticed?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

What?! No mention of FOOTBALL?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

We're not on until tomorrow.
I want a CHELSEA WIN, this afternoon.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I'm supporting Arsenal
as I dislike them less than Chelsea this season
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Yeah and Chelsea have Drogba who is a cunt.
If he hadn't have been a massive cunt in the semi-final, those cunt's would not doubt not have scored in extra time and Drogba wouldn't have had to be a cunt after the whistle from the cunt ref.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

MASSIVE game tomorrow.
I predict the winning goal will be scored by Hilary Duff or Overfriendly Martins.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I can envisage a Harold Bishop header at some point.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

*Diving header*

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

*Firm handshakes all round*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Unless you mean an own goal I disagree.
Boro 3-1.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

OH JMG

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

SSG!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Now it gets interesting!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

I bought a car JMG
This makes me 98.5% more attractive I reckon
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

I found that after my taking of Mr. T.,
The women flocked to get in it at all hours.

Cars are great.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I've been driving places
offline
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I drove through the Bigg Market last night.
I could have taken out hundreds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I imagine driving is more difficult with you
what with the hoards of gi*ls throwing themselves at you in lust
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Sometimes I have Handsome Gav drive behind me to distract them.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

What colour?
/girlie
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Silver

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

is it... a german car?

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

french

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

magnifique!

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Shitroen or Poogeot?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

the other one

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Could be a Rectault

( broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Is silver not the new brown?

( broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Only if I can make the scenes out of fuzzy felts.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

IT IS APPROVED!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Fluzzy felts would be better.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Fuzzy felt is ace
If I had children I would just force them to play with toys that I like.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'm sure you can get put on a register for forcing a child to play with a Rampant Rabbit.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Haha

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

I have been to the park
I played on the swings with my cousin. He's so cute.

Now I have to go to Asda and I'm putting it off as I really can't be bummed.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

*bums you*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Not that kind of bummed

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

How many bums have you got?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Five

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Convenient.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

ME ME, NOTICE ME.
ATTENTION FOR ME.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:20, archived)