I'd really like to bum Anna Ford
over the back of a sofa, whilst getting all the valuations correct on the Antiques Roadshow.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

Vorderman or GTFO

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

Leeming or you're a massive bender

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

I'm applying to go on Countdown just so I can punch Rachel Riley in her smug face.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

it's not rape if you can make five three-letter words from it

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:42, archived)