Throw up
shit
then fart.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

I'm unable to do any of these.
It's distressing. It makes me sadface like this :( offline.
( Bats, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

Have a sherry

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Will red wine do?

( Bats, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Always
double the recommended dosage.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:46, archived)