Still,
at least it wasn't his parents.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)

I caught my dad sucking on my mam's booby once.
I think that's what turned me.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

The bear gives chase
as you run deeper into the woods you realise you have no way of finding your way back. But you seem to have lost the bear.

1) Take off your hat and shit in it.

2) Head due east
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)