If your constituency is, let's say, 30 miles or less from Westminster, you don't get a second home.
How's about that?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Why do they need a second home?
Nobody else I know who travels for business has one, certainly not one that they don't have to cocking well pay for.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:10, archived)