because
its fashionable too although there are some good jokes about him.
Paul has his family round the dinner table and says he has good news and bad news.The bad news that your mother Linda has died,the goods news however is that its friday so its steak night.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

I like the one
that he bought Heather a plane for Christmas.
He got her a shave for the other leg.
She tried to take it back, but from a legal standpoint she didn't have a leg to stand on.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)