There is always the chance
that one of them will get terminal cancer. Then they will become "the peoples prince/princess"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Nah, not lowest common denominator enough
They need to have a live custardy fight. With custard.
(empty_personality, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44, archived)