I shall be Shylock.
Oy vey.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

I've never seen the Merchant of Venice.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

Then you won't be wanting this pound of flesh

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

look
you appear pretty decent,here take it off my hands for a fiver, okay so its sinking a bit tell you what you can have it for four quid and im slicing my own throat with that one.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)