I'd be Gilgamesh and chisel by stone like grumpy face into a smile
Might wear some cowboy boots too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

I'm nice really!
/ac`
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

You're only nice when you've recently pushed a spastic into some nettles
I may have to hang around your local nettle patch daily to rectify this.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya.
When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:44, archived)