Oh but I must. That's how you do it, right?
Decide on a person that hasn't actually wronged you in any way, and then bore them to tears?

I know, I know.

Anyway, calm down, I'm going home now to play music and be constructive. You and the rest of the Superior Internet People* (I'm surprised those words will even agree to be seen with each other) can breathe a sigh of relief.

*don't forget their senses of humour.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

haha, you're shit at everything

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02, archived)