Tie the laser thingy to one tail
And tie the other tail to its mate's collar. Japes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

NO CELERY.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

I had smoked mackerel and rice with some chives, is that ok?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:58, archived)