I bet someone whines about JMG in this thread

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

You're just going with the odds on this.
*Betting hat*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

I think someone will mention Cher if we're lucky and my fantastic looks

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

I'm on the dole and blad, whilst your former lover, I'm assuming Wormulus for effect, died hitting a tree on the slopes.
This is the INTERNET. Therefore this is the TRUTH.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

HARSH NUGGETS OF WEB TRUTH!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:23, archived)