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As the third went in I let out a tribal scream (manly) that was no doubt heard in parts of The Jungle (Kielder) and the world was set right in some way or other.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
Whilst watching the Ipswich-Barnsley playoff final match..
..I celebrated our thrid goal so enthusiastically that I spilt most of a pint down someone's back.

He gave me a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
I got punched in the back of the head in the second half.
No yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
*scything revenge tackle late on*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
It's not the first team I've been caught by this man over the years I've sat in that seat.
He always apologises though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
I fell on two children at the Emirates stadium when Argyle scored.
Court case still pending.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
I crushed a small child giving the finger to Robbie Savage at Blackburn one Christmas as he fished the ball out of his own net.
Oh happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
It's worth the death of a child to rip into Savage.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
Oh Robbie Savage.
Only Dekionplexis is hated more.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
There were some wonderful cries of "FETCH, FETCH DASCHUND!".
Oba'd just ran 50 yards and put it an empty net.
I was plastered.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
I wouldn't equate mere ridicule with full-scale hatred.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
I think I offended my new elderly neighbours
with the world's loudest profanity after the own goal.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
I didn't realise it was a Fonzie own goal until half time.
Poor The Fonz. He's one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
Aye, he's one of the few that hasn't been complete shite this season.
Not much he could have done about it really once it came off Harps and hit him he didn't have any idea where it was.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
Dear JMG,
I'd like to point out that I said Overfriendly Martins would score.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6138676

Yours sincerely,
The Doveston.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
Well played.
Also. Well done MoT, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:47, archived)