*groans*

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:13, archived)

that's one of my better jokes this evening
Earlier I told a thin girl that she shouldn't be sweating (it was hot in the dance room) because she wasn't a fat lass.
The slightly portly girl she was stood next to didn't take it well...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:15, archived)