Yes.
Me.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

No
I am the one, I've got an NVQ in Prophetic Deliveries.
It must be my turn now.
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

Not a chance.
Don't make me call in the Incoherent Inquisition.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

It's a level 2 NVQ
BEAT THAT
( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

this is a normal message
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR VIETNAMESE!
It's a level 2 NVQ
BEAT THAT
(Ministry of Nutmeat will steal your oesophagus for research purposes, Tue 12 May, 8:06 …)
^^heheh STUPID HAT!
HUN DAN!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SPANK YOUR BOTTY

( Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Minus 100 points for incoherence.
Minus 200 points for Golden Bum Worship.
Minus 1000 points for Stupid Hat.
And no Arno = Minus eleventy million points
You've got even less chance of running the Holy Church Of Ding than that meat-heretic.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

+ You filthy post deleterer.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 8:40, archived)