All men I've seen with long hair
(save Devon Townsend) looked gorgeous with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'll look out some photos
of me as a young man. Not good.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Are you saying you don't fancy Devin Townsend with his Skullet?
You're such a fucking bitch,
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

DevIN, that's it.
I know I am, mottlybun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Mottlybun?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Yep.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

What does it all mean?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

That you are a little wunny-bunny kittenyface
and I'm going to hatch you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

... you're going to sit on me?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

... I've got a spare 30 minutes later today.
Are you local?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

None localler.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:37, archived)