I have been shaving my head for about 15 years
but have recently allowed it to grow to about a 1" length. It looks shit, so what kind of style do I need?

alt: what are you having for lunch...........?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I love shaved heads.
I always have the compulsion to stroke them. Like big warm peaches.

edit: SHAVED BALLS
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

heads balls
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

peaches balls
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

balls!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

BAAWWWLBAAAGS!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

clearly I am not going to stop shaving my balls
the smooth feeling is to die for
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Balls!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

haha
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

SHAV
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I love Ed Balls.
Him and Damian Grammaticas have the best names on TV.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Also Darcus Howe.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Krishnan Guru-Murthy too

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

and I cannot lie.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Let it grow out. Maybe a sideparting. Ask Wormulus for sideparting advice.

Don't grow it long though, only ugly cunts have long hair.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I never did plait your hair at CHB's
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

That's because I was being molested by young kids and you were being a groggy upset tummy spango

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I can't resist 4 bowls of curry
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

but I am an ugly cunt
so........
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I had toad in the hole just half an hour ago.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Poor Spacefish:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

at half 11?
That's not the usual toad in the hole time.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

I just jam some wax in my hair,
If I don't then I look homeless.

I'm having a bacon sandwich I think. With Milk Roll bread.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

what is milk roll bread?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

That cylindrical loaf that Warburtons make,
It's ace with bacon.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

short back & sides and spiked on top
I'm having prawn salad for lunch, or maybe a chicken sandwich I haven't decided yet.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I had my hair like that once,
My Indian barber misheard me and took to my back and sides with the number 1 setting. I looked a right tit.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Long . Grow it long.
Long hair on men is good.

I had a sandwich. It was nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

*stumbles into frame*
Ohhhhh hello
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

You've got good hair. Yes.
How is your head not the size of a house, with all the panderfawning?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I dunno. Just used to it.
*head inflates to the size of a hot air balloon*

AIIEEE!! HALP! *floats off*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Wish I was used to it *grumble*
:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

*Pandering gaz's sent as I stroke my legs too hard and get sweaty*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Oh MY.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

*Wobbles my huge gutt at the monitor*
YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Do I get presents?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I may cough at you approvingly.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Good enough.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

but it might look silly with my widows peak
like I should be in Quo or something
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Stil. Grow it long then dread it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

oooh, dreads.
yes.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

The wifeydearest
needs to have a trim, his dreads are now past his bottom and tickling the tops of his thighs again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Those are some long dreadlocks!
or he has a very short torso. Is he a bobblehead or am I just being silly?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

No, he's a big chap
his hair grows quickly and it's been years. I lopped off half a foot about a year ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Is he coming to the bash?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Nah, you'll have to make do with just me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Does he not like us b3ta folk? *sniffles*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

No, I just like to have a night a year away.
Is that ok?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

I'm only messing
The important thing is that you will be there.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Thank YOU
thought as much.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'll go and sit in the naughty corner for 15 minutes
To think about what I have done.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

fantastic!
I do have a soft spot for dreads.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Me too, they're lovely.
I like grabbing big handfuls of them and giving them a sniff. Lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I imagine they're good for grabbing, actually
:P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

They are, they're strong and kind of scritchy a bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Some men don't suit long hair
AT ALL.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

All men I've seen with long hair
(save Devon Townsend) looked gorgeous with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'll look out some photos
of me as a young man. Not good.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Are you saying you don't fancy Devin Townsend with his Skullet?
You're such a fucking bitch,
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

DevIN, that's it.
I know I am, mottlybun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Mottlybun?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Yep.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

What does it all mean?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

That you are a little wunny-bunny kittenyface
and I'm going to hatch you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

... you're going to sit on me?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

... I've got a spare 30 minutes later today.
Are you local?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

None localler.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Keep shaving half of it
and experiment with the other half, once you've found the style you like allow the shaved half to grow and catch up. In the meantime, should you be invited to a formal function, simply keep the shaved side to anyone you talk to and you will still look smart.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I had half my head shaved once
It was awesome

the one side I looked normal, the other an absolute psychopath
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Or wear a hat at a jaunty angle to cover the shaved half.
Not only will you show off your dapper haircut, but you'll also look like the most dashing eligable bachelor dandy in the whole of the county.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

so THAT'S why you wear a hat!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Shave it again.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Cousin It

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

?

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

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( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

*Facepalms*
I read it as cousin....it.
as in make it into cousin
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

a member for 6 years, 10 months and 2 days
You have quite possibly the dullest profile EVER
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Keep it shaved
Unless you have an odd shaped head.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

edited just for you
*fondles*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Pfft
Now it's dull and full of lies
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

What do you want from me!?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Longer
Much longer.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:35, archived)