*Wobbles my huge gutt at the monitor*
YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Do I get presents?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I may cough at you approvingly.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Good enough.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)