I don't like shoe shop lacing
you gradually pull out more lace one side than the other.

I need a sit down and a rest, this is too much.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

That is its only downfall
I do like its tidy efficiency though.

*comas*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)