Yours is like a tiny mouse spitting.
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WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:30,
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Yours is like a baby anteater with a horrible cold.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:32,
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You cock is so tiny and dry it spunks cobwebs and gobi desert
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:36,
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