Bwaaaaaahahaha
even I haven't had one of those. You must be soul-vapourisingly dire at being online.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

It's gilgamesh's fault, the wanker.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

But you just whinge a bit
hardly worth a complaint.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, archived)