We've had the millionth word added to the English lexicon recently.
It was n00b.

That's not a joke :(
( B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Yes it was
who the fuck has the authority to quantify what is and isn't a word? How do you count how many words there are? Didn't we reach a million three months ago, or won't we for another two?

You're an idiot.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)