I'm trying to do you
but this band's hurting my tits and I can't get these trousers on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

You need to learn to floop about, get called a mincbag even though I like girls and get too excited about things and forget to breathe in public.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

The fact remains that I'm sure you've got more tail than most of these plebs.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

You say that but i have a mutated coccyx

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

For the last time, that's because it's your penis and it's MEANT to be on the front.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)