Impressions of other b3tans time.

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Hello,
I'm master of turnips.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

that was shit

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

I think that's the angle he was going for.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Success then?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

terrible.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

awful awful

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

That was fucking well boring
100%. well done.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

LOLWHACKY ! *PUNCHES DOLPHIN*
/baldmonkey
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

fuck off
you're a moron
any guesses?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

GrrrMachine?

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

99% of /talkers.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

anybody who has read one of your posts

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I'm just replying to this post without having read or understood it
urgh horrid homeless people!
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Pickle!

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

well done that man.

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

why?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

That's an interesting idea...
Oh, my TITS are itching.

/girls online.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

I'll need a cravat, some 1940s and a study.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

rnuk

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Nope.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

me?

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Of course it's you.
As far as I'm concerned, you wander around in a pocket of film noir, detecting things when you think nobody's looking, and also being a history teacher in a private school maybe.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Fucking hell wormy - looks like you've hooked another one.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

I'd break the poor lad.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

We did that before.
It was good.
You can't redo it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Stop being Captain Wow

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Do a new post then
something good, then Wormulus can post 40 new shit threads above it like a chimp with ADHD
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

I don't post above good threads
even on COCK TUESDAY!
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Lying cunt

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

It is perfectly acceptable to eat the food from the bins behind M&S.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

low blow to RJ there.

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Haven't heard from him in ages,
I know he's in France, but I'm sure they have the internet over there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

M&S! There's a recession on.
It's all about the Asda bins now.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

*Puts head into hot air balloon*

Hi I'm KEYBOARD FREAKOUT AG GGHEEE, ahem sorry, I'm Friz.

*Side partings*

Hi I'm Wormulus and when I laugh you can't see my teeth even though my mouth is wide open and I make no sounds COCK TUEDAY.

heeeeello I'm spangolin

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR

That was Pickle Fairy btw.

I would do one of Mykey but I don't have enough time to eat 1200 sarcastic burgers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'm trying to do you
but this band's hurting my tits and I can't get these trousers on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

You need to learn to floop about, get called a mincbag even though I like girls and get too excited about things and forget to breathe in public.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

The fact remains that I'm sure you've got more tail than most of these plebs.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

You say that but i have a mutated coccyx

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

For the last time, that's because it's your penis and it's MEANT to be on the front.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I shag pugs!

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I've never said that. I would never ruin a pug with my epic thumper

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Dude
I think that was supposed to be Spangolin
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuucky so and so :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

I reckon with the right scent applied to your shitter
you could get a pug to fuck you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

I'm off to the fucking Body Shop now and stealing ALL their testers.
I'm going to have a flatfaced shit babbeh.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

yeah, it was amusing the first time

( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Mykeyboy?

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

you'd have made some hilarious fat joke if it was surely

( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I've had sex with every man in Italy.
That's where I am, Italy.

Not France, Italy. I used to live in France you know.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

*PANDERS*

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I'm stumped.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

st h
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

+ constantly.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

bark bark!

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm more in love with Police Dog than a woman should be with a beast.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

sniffle snoffies

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

OW! Stop launching your BMX's off my forehead!
/MoT
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

*sigh*
Oh ding
*sighs again*
Oh lovely lovely ding...
*sighs longingly*
How I miss my lovely smoochy sweetie ding
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

stuj

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

DING DING DING!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

*blog style reply unrelated to the subject of the thread*

( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

That could be me.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Or me.
Although if it were me, it'd be threads rather than thread. I post a lot. It's very upsetting, apparently.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

It doesn't upset me.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

You must have a list of things that do and do not matter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Every single thing I've encountered in my life is on there.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

yeah i've noticed that
you seem to have become Bad Forum User of the month for some reason
( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

One dog gets upset, it sets the rest of them off....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

Who isn't that?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

my impression:
"THATS A GLASS COCK YOU PRICK!!"
(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)