i reckon you work in a cereal factory
with a dirty floor
(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

That's how muesli was invented.
Except its inventor worked in a stable.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:23, archived)