I've come up with a new breakfast cereal for kids (fat kids)
they're clumps of rice krispies, coco pops, sugar puffs, nuts and pop rocks bound together with whatever it is they put on honey nut flakes 9honey I would guess)
they're calle Tasteroids(TM) and may or may not come with cornflakes in the shape of spacemen and rockets

whaddya reckon?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

what the hell is wrong with you

( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

nothing that some more sugar wouldn't fix
bestest game ever
www.pizmogames.com/games/load.php?g=sugarcrash
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

no, this is
dl.getdropbox.com/u/658973/EnviroBear2000.zip
( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

no, that's a zip file that I have to download and do things with and may contain evil porn robots
so it loses
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

you lose
since you'll never get to play it
( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

I reckon I would sooner eat a plate of cold AIDS than that

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

I've heard AIDS are like caviar
but they taste more like sick.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

I reckon kids should eat proper breakfasts,
not this cereal/sugar hybrid stuff.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

Yeah. Bloody cereals.
It was far better before we domesticated grains and lived off berries and roots and raw rodents.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

what the fuck are you talking about?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

Agriculture. Pastoral farming. Luxury. It was far better when we were hunter gatherers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

oh right.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

My mum used to feed me gravel. and that's if I was LUCKY!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

I used to eat dried weetabix
because I wanted to be like woody woodpecker.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

The crumbs would fall down your jimjams, intro your gusset and it would chafe your front bum, but you didn't tell anyone because it felt dirty good.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

That's the first time I've heard the Wrong Horn sounding on here for ages.
I miss goatworrier.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

*doffs cap*
Someone had to go there, and I'll be damned if it wasn't me!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Errrrrrrrr.
I was about 3.

I did used to cheat at dominoes by hiding them in my nappy though. Not sure quite how that works but I was 3.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

So you grasped basic counting before the art of not shitting in your own trousers.
This is an interesting revelation about human evolution.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

i was fed Roughage K as a boy
never did me any harm *jaw locks*
( weaver., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

i think this too
but i suspect the reason i think this is that i was never allowed sugary breakfast cereals. even shreddies had too much sugar, apparently

looking back on this, i realise quite how important it is to keep unnecessary sugar away from rugrats. i could eat three shredded wheat at age 8 though
( spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Yeah, go for it.
Kellogs will be easy competition.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

I think you've eaten too much sugar and should stop running around before you make yourself sick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

I'm going to mash some fucking toast crumbs into various house animals and feed them to my kids
They'll be called Crumpets™
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

i reckon you work in a cereal factory
with a dirty floor
(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

That's how muesli was invented.
Except its inventor worked in a stable.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:23, archived)