If you were locked out were you going to climb onto the roof and wait there?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

No, I'm just too much of a spastic to climb the drainpipe into my bathroom
And then climb over a glass table without smashing it
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Ah got ya.
Use the ladder and push it through the letterbox and then get a mate to thread you into the house.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

:)
I'm in now.

Next time I'm calling the boyfriend in from work. He's awesome at picking locks.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:32, archived)