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How was your day?
Mine involved being locked out, having the b-list celebrity neighbour look at me strangely when I asked him if I could have a ladder to climb into my upstairs bathroom window, travelling across west London to find my landlady and get her key, cry at how late I am and now I have to go to Portsmouth.

No ladder did my neighbour have :(
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
I worked,
drank tea, ate cake, got given wine for my birthday, daydreamed, got stuck in traffic and got home.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
HELL YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
Happy birthday and all that
Is it good wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
Thank you :D
My birthday was actually on Saturday but my boss gave me the wine today. YAY. It's not Lambrini so it's a winner in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
i went to the cinema and then the pub

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
If you were locked out were you going to climb onto the roof and wait there?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
No, I'm just too much of a spastic to climb the drainpipe into my bathroom
And then climb over a glass table without smashing it
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
Ah got ya.
Use the ladder and push it through the letterbox and then get a mate to thread you into the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
:)
I'm in now.

Next time I'm calling the boyfriend in from work. He's awesome at picking locks.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
It involved far too much work
But also ice cream, so it balanced out.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
The day I was sacked, I got a massive cone of Ben & Jerry's
On them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
My day involved writing assignments in the morning
and putting 2 year-olds in victorian dress and getting them to smile in the afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
Nursery photos?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
nah, just a hobby ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
That's some serious niche pornography right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
I had to drop off work at uni before I went to work
I then found out that I handed it in at the wrong place.
Then I made friends with a girl on the desk next to mine.
Now I feel sick.
I'm going to cook some dinner.
I am starting to feel sick enough not to want to go out *sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
Try feta stuffed olives
Made my day
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
Ewwww - olives are gross

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
Fucking good for you though
And they're definitely an acquired taste. I hated them when I first tried them, and I grew to love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
Yeah. They're like chubby green aspirin.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
I slumbered till late morning, walked up to Morrisons and pissed about on the internet.
In a little while I'm heading down the boozer. I tell you, it's a laugh a minute here at Kaplan Towers.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
my cat pissed on my bra
*kills cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
It's certainly graping my squildo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
Weirdly
I was thinking of that phrase yesterday when I was painting my front door. HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
That oil-based paint is like glossy spanish fly.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
You're not wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
My day involved sitting in Cambridge University
Library, trying to do some work and then having my brain probed for money
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
Oh, them people who drag you off the street and do surverys then give you £50 for an hour?
That was one of the best afternoons of my life when I lived in Edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
Nah, it's a medical research council thingy
I'm signed up to a panel so they tell me when they have experiments and then give me money :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
What university sorry?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
the One I like to mention
because it makes me look good, obviously ;)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
i did loads of stuff this morning
then the dog had a spack, and i had to look after him, and open all the windows in the house really wide because i think it's related to solvent fumes. and my pac code still hasn't arrived so i don't get to treat myself to a shiny new phone yet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
What do you mean it hasn't arrived?
They can give you it on the spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
i expect it depends on the vendor
i phoned up orange and asked for one, and they said they'd post it to me. how does one get them to give it to you immediately?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
Ask them to give you it right away
I've made the PAC call for a few people; phone n00bs or just people not wanting to speak to retentions teams.

Orange CAN give it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
ooh
well if it doesn't hit my doormat tomorrow morn, i shall do this. thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
My day mainly consisted of sweating, pooing, & wondering how long you can go without food

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
Sounds like my average work day.
With extra shitting.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
I woke up and was in the library for 8am.
I am still in the library. I haven't got much to show for it.

BAD DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
You need a walk somewhere green before you get back to study

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
I need a teleporter and a kiss and a cuddle and some new shoesies.
But I'll settle for a walk during my next break.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
In many ways, I live in Portsmouth.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
You have my condolences.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
I hope I haven't created a monster.
But if I have, I hope it smells of cat piss and gloss paint and is wearing a stiff collar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
Yes, yes you do
Don't suppose you're driving to London tomorrow evening are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
I don't have a ladder,
I have a small stool though
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
My day mostly involved watching surgery.
And then making a curry with naan bread, which I'm currently devouring.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
NAAN
It's a great word is NAAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
I woke up
I shouted obscenities into the toilet
I rang work to explain that
and then I slobbed around all day on the sofa feeling glum.

I'll have pizza in 30 minutes or so though.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
Fucking shite
My cat has been diagnosed as chronioc kidney disorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
Sorry to hear it, sweetheart

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
Dead cat lols.
/sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
Poor thing
Put down, or medication?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
pills ans suplements for now
Inevitably she is going to have to be put down or left to waste away in misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
well, it'll be for the best
Let the thing die with dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
Does it need kitty dialysis?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
Dreary and monotonous as ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
Sorry I mean it was fantastic
I had a sandwich and some crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
Did you have crisps IN the sandwich?
That would be genuinely exciting Food News.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
I put some in the sandwich
and ate some out of the packet!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
OH EM GEE
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(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
Whoa.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:57, archived)