In many ways, I live in Portsmouth.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

You have my condolences.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

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( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

I hope I haven't created a monster.
But if I have, I hope it smells of cat piss and gloss paint and is wearing a stiff collar.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Yes, yes you do
Don't suppose you're driving to London tomorrow evening are you?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:43, archived)