that's exactly what a northerner would say
is it powered by steam and grey towns and poverty? ho ho
( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

it's got a compass
i'm facing south west
( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

do you need to load up itunes to work with it?
because that would be really annoying
( spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

it comes with a free bath full of coal
and a whippet
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:40, archived)